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fourwheelerjeff

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Johnny had decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

One Friday evening soon after their honeymoon, he was mounting tires and getting ready to load his offroad rig on the trailer.

His wife was standing there at the shop door watching him and after a long period of silence, she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time you quit wheeling and sell your rig, trailer and stuff."

Johnny gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't!“
 

RebelRider

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Mopar problems
 

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